OPINION
I find it difficult to believe that we are letting this golden opportunity slip by. It is my considered opinion that this thing should have been impeached prior to his installation in office. Let us examine the facts.
This year it is said that the so-called “Punxsutawney Phil” saw his shadow predicting an early spring. Did you see his State of the Weather? He’s obviously putting on a political rally this election year pandering to the sun tan crowd completely ignoring skiers.
And who put this Punxsutawney Phil into office? We have strong evidence that the squirrels interfered with the 2016 elections.
They have been celebrating this Ground Hog day “officially” since 1887. In 133 years there has never been a groundhog with a name other than Punxsutawney Phil. I don’t even think that is his real name. Has anyone checked his birth certificate?
This year on February 2nd, this Punxsutawney Phil supposedly saw his shadow signalling an early spring. I want to make clear that this is NOT my ground hog. We cannot wait for an election to have people who love this ground hog re-elect him. We need officials to impeach and remove this groundhog from office so our candidate, Geico Gecko has a chance to win the election this year.
{In case you are wondering, this is satire.}
PHOENIX – The Arizona Department of Environmental Quality (ADEQ), in association with the Arizona Game and Fish Department (AGFD), is issuing a fish consumption advisory for black crappie caught from Santa Fe Lake in Williams in Coconino County. There is also a fish consumption advisory for largemouth bass caught from Horsethief Basin Lake in Yavapai County and south of the community of Crown King. This advisory is based on recent analysis of fish tissue data that indicate elevated levels of mercury.
WILLIAMS — The Williams Event Huddle has been scheduled for 2020. The event is scheduled, this year, for February 10 at 5 p.m. at the Family Harvest Church behind Safeway at 220 S 7th Street in Williams.
FLAGSTAFF – On January 23, 2020 around 5:20 pm, after continued efforts by negotiators to contact the suspect Jason Gonnie with negative results, the Tactical Team was deployed and made entry into the residence off Chof Trail where Gonnie was last seen.
FLAGSTAFF – Artistic drawings and sketches created by individuals while they were in-custody at the Coconino County Jail will be on display at the Exodus Pop-Up Art Show at the Coconino Center for the Arts, located at 2300 N Fort Valley Rd, Flagstaff, Arizona. The opening reception will be Friday, January 24 from 6 – 8 pm with an entrance fee of $5 at the door. The art can also be viewed Saturday, January 25 and Sunday January 26 from 11 am – 5 pm.