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Chevy Chase says “I’m back!” we’re told

Posted on March 20, 2021 by GCD

Chevy Chase—a former member of the Not Ready for Prime Time Players of Saturday Night Live when it was funny—is waiting by the phone for Saturday Night Live to call and re-hire him we are told by a reliable friend of a friend who said that he heard this might be so. Thus a reliable source.

NAG has learned that while watching One American News with friends, they saw President Joe Biden stumble and fall on the steps leading up to Air Force One. It was reported that he immediately leapt up and stumbled over the coffee table while crying, “I’m back! I can do that!”

In the late ’70s, Chevy Chase used to portray President Gerald Ford stumbling around on Saturday Night Live—when it was funny—after President Ford stumbled on the steps of Air Force One.

We understand that the producers of Saturday Night Live—not funny today—refused to even look at footage of the Biden stumble. It was funny, they claim, when it was a Republican president. The White House informed the media Biden stumbled when he broke wind.

Sheriff's Office Investigating Death Below Midgley Bridge March 1, 2017
Coconino County Delayed Start February 28, 2017
Due to heavy snowfall and icy road conditions in the Flagstaff area, County offices will be operating on a delayed start and will be minimally staffed until 9:30 a.m., Tuesday, Feb. 28.
Coconino Community Development annual training February 24, 2017
Coconino County Community Development will have an all staff training 8 a.m. – 1 p.m., Wednesday, March 1.
User Fee February 21, 2017
The Coconino County Board of Supervisors will hold a Regular Meeting and Public Hearing on Tuesday, April 11, 2017 at 10:00 am in the County Administrative Center First Floor Meeting Room, 219 East Cherry, Flagstaff, Arizona
Maine Consolidated School District seeking Governing Board applicants February 21, 2017
Coconino County Superintendent of Schools Risha VanderWey is seeking applicants for appointment to the Maine Consolidated School District Governing Board. There are currently two vacant seats.

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